Office rituals

Sunday, 31 January 2016 at 00:58

Just another day at the office. Drink loads of coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Take credit for your co workers accomplishments. Go to pointless meetings and avoid getting fired.

Drink coffee and smoke so that you can work efficiently. Everyone is working on the same project, but you win if you did most of the work ! You can steal each other’s work by working at someone else’s desk.

Oh, also, don’t miss the meetings or your Boss will be angry!